slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
rpgmaker: *slam dunks this assignment in the trash* *spraypaints “essays are gay” on the wall*
rubywhiterabbit: caswantsthedean: what if Cas and Dean were at an ancient church and theres a painting of a baby angel and Dean jokingly says “aw Cas it looks like you” and Cas goes “that is me” and thEY LOOK AT CAS AS A BABY AND UGHH “and that naked one flipping off the pope is Gabriel”
vagisodium: yo teach when will we be learning about the dance dance revolution
pippipklooray: thestaticinhersmile: bradisourking: WHO KNEW YOU COULD SEE THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN FROM WMHS IN LIMA OHIO Man, they have just stopped trying. the palm trees.
anamymous: senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker Climb up the wall and the ceiling or some shit like that idk stop making excuses
lickitungrapunxel: noddin my head like yeah movin my hips like yeah
frankienathanieljonas: bubblelumps: was voldemort a virgin #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
hotlocalsingle: DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
raiseyoulikeaphoenix: when boys are wearing shirts that ride up a lot and you keep seeing their hips oh man
Me: are you mcgonagall
egberts: you kids today with your texting and murder
richarcl: im like 99% fat and loneliness
cumber-bitches: Roses are red My favorite scarf is blue Just wait a little longer, John I’m coming back for you -SH
cantpickbetweenfandoms: she-killed-sirius: c-d-e: lumos5000: Friendly reminder that while Eleven was here Nine and Rose were up here The same day, two different regenerations why am i crying not to mention that eleven is wearing tens orange space suit
don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget. but you can’t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. they’d know how insecure you really are. so instead you just...
dampsandwich: why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
howellester: atouchof-madness: howellester: in english today my teacher was talking about blogs and our homework assignment is to ‘find a blog’ What if someone found your blog and then in class everyone looked through it? dont u dare say those dark words
thatsmoderatelyraven: CAPS LOCK CRACKS ME UP BECAUSE IM SITTING IN MY ROOM WITH A BLANK FACE WHILE TYPING THIS BUT AS YOURE READING IT, IT SOUNDS LIKE IM SHOUTING! BUT IM NOT! IM JUST TYPING
lifewasted: when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with
So, my class was asked to bring in photos of...
the-mischievous-hybrid: This was the end result: America U.K France Canada Japan Russia Brazil Mexico
how to give an awful handjob
listinthings: be unaware of where the penis is scream into the penis use the back of your hand slap the penis and call it “buddy” condescend to the penis set your hand on fire
goldenfreezeover: somethingambiguous: tltty: when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’ We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
earthb0undmisfit: doctorangel: thordoftherings: margaretchode: emperorshatterfingers: coolscar: when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing man fuck the thing #this post is so fucking real for those few sad people who do not know i give you the thing THAT THING! what is a faucet DO YOU MEAN TAP